Wanted

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
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An advertisement:

Sibling wanted

Qualifications for job: Preferably born earlier than 1985. Must be a Christian. Preferably a good listener. A good, fun person to talk to (being able to be serious or be funny at the right times, gauging the situation) and yet is not afraid to be the authority for the younger sibling if advice or comfort is asked for.

Job description: will need to be available to take phone calls once every week or every other week or so from a sister (phone calls will probably be max 1hr).

Payment can be negotiated.

Applications can be sent via email to schen15@utmem.edu and interviews will be conducted.